Paula Deen’s New Cookbook
Recently fired for using racial slurs, Paula Deen has seen her butter-soaked empire crumble. Her new book is a misguided olive branch to those she offended.
First, you put the fried chicken in the oven. Now while that’s cooking, get the grape soda out of the fridge. But don’t open it! You don’t want this pesky thugs coming all up in yo kitchen to steal to grape soda!